Everyone was talking to me about lotto today. The pot has gone over 1.6 billion dollars. It’s government convincing poor people to buy worthless pieces of paper with their hard earned money.  However it’s human nature to have hope and fantasize.  I actually think it may be worth $2 dollars to buy a ticket to have the opportunity to think of all the ways you could spend a billion dollars.  Also the anticipation and hope until the time of futility is worth $2, I think.

What would you do with a billion dollars?  People will come up with all kinds of lists, and as the newly rich, my list below is as absurd.  It’s only natural to be eccentric and nuts when you are rich. The brown in me would do the following:

1. Start a clinic which fights insurance of all types and is pay as you go. I would provide enough to build and fund until sustainability. A clinic with a price list which accepts no insurance of any kind.  Most doctors will be able to work here for living wage for a negotiated period in return for their debts being paid off.  We will also offer pay plans to those who are financially stressed with no interest. The ideal goal to expand and eliminate health insurance.
2. Fund missionaries who would like to go kill Boko Haram, Isis, Taliban.  There is no point on waiting on governments and United Nations.  Mercenary Bila Mipaka. Mercenary without borders, kind of like doctors without borders.
3. Create a job for myself by donating most of the money to a new charity I would create to help humanity and fight establishment.
4. A core of my family and friends will have their debts paid, mortgages bought, and all children’s education funded.
5. Fund every cause and politician which defeats incumbents.
6. Travel the world whenever I can with a goal of giving away a set number of dollars every day on my trips to locals who I encounter in need.
7. Create a new franchise of coffee shops which sells only coffee and only for a $1 a cup.  No take out cups, you must bring your own cup.

Unfortunately I am afraid should I win this is what will really happen.

1. Buy a Ferrari.
2. Buy a condo.
3. Buy an island.
4. Buy a Cartier watch.
5. Eat at expensive bad restaurants regularly.
6. A new house with televisions in every room.
7. Overpay for all unnecessary wants.
8. Rent a plane and take all my friends away for a party weekend.
9. Buy the most expensive health insurance for all my friends.
10. Get Keurig machine.

If you are a tax accountant or a law firm you should send in your info, I will be calling you soon.

Source: ItsTheBrownInMe